CAST
| Hope Cladwell | Caroline Alba | (Philadelphia) |
| Bobby Strong | Alex Atiyeh | |
| UGC Ensemble | Brandon Bell | |
| Poor Ensemble | Hayley Birnbaum | (Philadelphia) |
| Dr. Billeaux | Shirley Bonanni | (Bryn Mawr) |
| Poor Ensemble | Zora Bryant | (Jenkintown) |
| Cop and UGC Ensemble | Emma Burke | (Swarthmore) |
| Penelope Pennywise | Noelle Joy Fiorentino | (Doylestown) |
| Senator Fipp | Daniel Guest | (Philadelphia) |
| Josephine “Old Ma” Strong | Kate Guest | (Philadelphia) |
| Billy Boy Bill | Matthew Hogeland | (Willow Grove) |
| Little Becky Two Shoes and Cop | Samantha Kuhl | (Philadelphia) |
| Hot Blades Harry and Cop | Thomas Lane | (Philadelphia) |
| Soupy Sue and Cop | Sarah Leakey | (Warminster) |
| Cop and Poor Ensemble | Kerlin Pyun | (Philadelphia) |
| Officer Barrel | Dan Toll | (Horsham) |
| Joseph “Old Man” Strong | Lee Schlesinger | (Elkins Park) |
| Caldwell B. Cladwell | Evan Schwartz | |
| Little Sally | Gina Schwoerer | (Philadelphia) |
| Mr. McQueen | Mark Shellenberger | (Ambler) |
| Tiny Tom | Nick Smith | (Glenside) |
| Robby the Stockfish and Cop | Joshua Stein | (Flourtown) |
| Mrs. Millennium | Melissa Steiner | (Warrington) |
| UGC Ensemble | Sheryl Tetro | (Glenside) |
| UGC Ensemble | Rebecca Thornburgh | (Philadelphia) |
| Poor Ensemble | Becky Toll | (North Wales) |
| Officer Lockstock | Mark Urmson | (Willow Grove) |
PRODUCTION STAFF
| Co-Director, Choreographer, Graphic Design | MeLinda Tatum Kaiser | (Wyndmoor) |
| Co-Director and Co-Producer | Debbie Thompson | (Dresher) |
| Music Director | Heidi New | (Yardley) |
| Sound and Set Design and Co-Producer | David Toll | (Maple Glen) |
| Costume Design | Logan Barrie Pring | (Dresher) |
| Stage Manager and Set Construction | Greg Raysor | (Willow Grove) |
| Set Construction | Jon Thompson | (Dresher) |
| Co-Producer and Publicity | Georgette Hamaty | (Glenside) |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Rachael Heaney | (Hatfield) |
| Props | Michelle Grow Sirota | (Dresher) |
| Photography | Mark Sirota | (Dresher) |
| Program | Janine Moyer Buesgen | |
| Publicity | Sarah Leakey | (Warminster) |
| Publicity | Becky Toll | (North Wales) |
Tickets are $20 each (+$3.18 Eventbrite fee)
